Hey man, you ok?
Ya, ya. Just feel like shit for some reason.
Wow, I hope it’s not contagious!
Nah, too much of a good thing I figure.
Out partying’ eh? Lucky guy.
I wish, No, no partying for this dude. I was working.
Working? How’s that a good thing?
Like I was writing, and suddenly I was was like, totally not just writing anymore.
What, you were eating a pizza and writing? WTF dude?
No, no, I was like totally into it. In the moment, subsumed by my own genius, sucked into wonderland… you know… actually disconnected and totally plugged in.
Dude, you can’t be disconnected and plugged in at the same time.
Cut me some slack; I told you I feel like crap. Fricking editorial police. You should totally meet my neighbour; you could have like a million kids and start a grammar nazi army and save the world from democracy and mixed metaphors and shit.
Whatever. So you feel like doggie doo-doo because you worked too hard and now you’re batshit crazy? Cause you were totally round the bend before this anyway; not much of an excuse.
No man, I’m not crazy. I just was so wrapped up in the writing thing I lost track of time and shit. I even forgot I was writing; it was, like, like actually being there. Really believing it, you know. And then I woke this morning with three horny trolls with mega boners dancing the horny dance in my head.
Huh. Sucks to be you. Unless you’ve been hiding some secret inner trollette you hadn’t mentioned? Still, sounds like you need to take a break: too much brain stimulus can kill. I saw a thing on Discovery. Maybe chill out and do something real for once.
But if I part my hair right it covers it.
…but the fans dude, what about the the fans?
Right. The fans. The ones who are all into horny mega trolls and shit.
Screw you. If you ever read anything other than the instructions on the condom box you’d know I don’t do fantasy shit. I keep that simplistic shit for you, you pinheaded imbecile.
Sticks and stones fucker… I can beat your head in with either.
Whatever. I’m going back to bed. I’ll write something tomorrow.
Have fun. Enjoy the trolls. Try not to grunt too loud.
Fuck you too. See ya.