Once a day, so the story goes,
The sun will rise to a brand-new pose

The masses cheer and celebrate
Sit back, relax and learn the fate

Of heroes bold and maidens fair
And of that itch in their underwear

But the pace is hard, the timing brutal
With results akin to soggy wet noodle

But never fear, do not despair
With each new day there’s more to share

And if we wait oh so patiently
We’ll see something good, eventually.