Month: September 2014
Twitter Digest
- RT @StevenBrust: Protip: You know you're a writer when you stare at a tweet for two minutes trying to decide if you want to say "you aren't… 2014-09-07
- RT @nkjemisin: The Economist's review of my book reveals how white people still refuse to believe black people about being black | http://t… 2014-09-10
- I don't always agree with @StevenBrust but it sure is a good thing to have an intelligent voice to argue with in my head 2014-09-11
- What $99 logo design is really worth 🙁 http://t.co/MX35dNHygT 2014-09-12
- RT @design4travel: Couldn't ask for a better day for Delwood's Fall Festival! #delwoodCL #EFCL #YEG #community http://t.co/PbJ6JGvx0B 2014-09-13
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Twitter Digest
- RT @dmataconis: I want to own the dog that made this sign necessary (h/t @seanagnew) http://t.co/oo62Z7Jawt 2014-08-31
- RT @bryanadams: The song Jim Vallance and I wrote for the 100th anniversary for the PPCLI http://t.co/ohE9H26yrg 2014-09-01
- RT @PJSchaefer: Another skinny #infill home started, in #yeg by Urbanhaus & Engelman Const. 1,900 sq. ft. 17' wide in Groat Estates. http:/… 2014-09-02
- RT @narratist: Check out "Artists Spent Two Years Carving Intricate Woodcut of Stunning La" on My Modern Met: http://t.co/vwLZowxXIQ 2014-09-06
- RT @TopInventionss: Art made from paper creases http://t.co/F3xCjxE1FM 2014-09-06
- RT @thereaIbanksy: http://t.co/n2zU7I4T1I 2014-09-06
- @RShackIsland So much temptation; look what I found: http://t.co/OPw0Pbz6kz in reply to RShackIsland 2014-09-06
- @RShackIsland @lavermeer is growling at you right now… I don't thinks she thinks I need encouragement… in reply to RShackIsland 2014-09-06
- RT @davecournoyer: Map: Breakdown of 2nd ballot results from the 2011 #pcldr race by constituency. Total 78,176 votes cast. #ableg http://t… 2014-09-06
- RT @garnerandrews: And the #1 reason why it's great to be a guy… http://t.co/zBtfVHFES9 2014-09-06
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Getting in Shape…
STEPS TO GET YOU IN SHAPE FOR SAILING
- Sleep on the shelf in your closet.
- Replace the closet door with a curtain. Six hours after you go to sleep, have a friend slip open the curtain, shine a flashlight in your eyes, and mumble “your watch.”
- Renovate your bathroom. Build a wall across the middle of your bathtub and move the showerhead down to chest level.
- Every time there’s a thunderstorm, go sit in a wobbly rocking chair and rock as hard as you can until you’re nauseous.
- Set your alarm clock to go off at random times during the night. When it goes off, jump out of bed and get dressed as fast as you can. Then run out into your yard and break out the garden hose. (Practice for setting the anchor again in the rain in the middle of the night.)
- Raise the thresholds and lower the top sills on your front and back doors so that you either trip over the threshold or hit your head on the sill every time you pass through them.
- Every so often throw your cat into the swimming pool, shout “ Man Overboard.”
- Run into the kitchen and sweep all the pots, pans and dishes off the counter onto the floor, then yell at your spouse for not having “secured the galley.”
I stole this from S/V Felicity’s awesome website. I especially want to try #7